In earlier years, the phrase “the grass is all the time greener” has been used on Love Island to warn in regards to the risks of by no means settling down and all the time on the lookout for one thing higher. This 12 months’s batch of male islanders have heard the phrases, repeated it advert infinitum, however stripped it of any cautionary that means. As an alternative, it’s a motivational quote of the “stay, snicker, love” signal selection. “The grass is all the time greener,” they are saying to one another, “subsequently I ought to drop whoever I’m relationship the second I get the slightest curiosity in one other lady. Genius!”You’d assume that we’d be over this post-Casa Amor. However with the preliminary bed-hopping accomplished, the boys of the villa have retreated to their former flames, ludicrously unaware that this wasn’t some nice romantic act — and has solely wreaked extra havoc. No less than after we noticed this behaviour from agent of chaos and future Edinburgh Comedy Award winner Toby, it was laughably recognisable. No, critically – each particular person he confided in about being over his Mary/Abi love triangle and solely having eyes for Chloe once more laughed in his face. “I’m having deep ideas right here and also you guys are laughing,” shouted the person who’s by no means had a deep thought in his life, as Jake and Tyler cracked up. Oh Toby, by no means change.Much less anticipated was Tyler, who seemingly out of nowhere determined to bless Kaz by telling her he nonetheless thought of her an choice! And never simply any choice, however an choice he’s favouring 60 per cent! Sadly (however understandably), she clearly nonetheless has emotions for him, however made it clear she was not going to take a seat there whereas Tyler performed her and Clarisse off in opposition to one another. “I’m not an choice, I’m not a second selection”, she informed him, whereas Clarisse was equally pissed off after being informed Tyler’s door continues to be “sort of ajar” with Kaz. The 2 girls had a predictably passive aggressive dialog, a glance of pity emanating from each events as they perceived the opposite to be misreading issues with Tyler. You’re not; he’s simply saying the identical issues to you each! There aren’t any winners on this state of affairs!After which there’s Liam who, after all, has realised that what he had with Millie was one of the best factor for him all alongside and that they need to be again collectively. He spent a lot of the episode attempting to flirt along with her, sending her cringe pictures and notes below her pillow (some would say cute, however my cringe-o-meter is off the dimensions watching Liam post-Casa Amor). And whereas she was undoubtedly enjoying arduous to get, Millie has made it clear that she desires him to battle for her. Her taking him again feels inevitable, which just about definitely spells the tip of their time on the present. Faye dumps Sam and will get again along with Teddy, the nation erupts in cheers and declares them their future winners. Millie and Liam reconcile? They appear unlikely to outlive a public vote. When you ever wished an indication that that is going to finish badly, Millie’s beloved Sagittarius necklace even broke this episode. I’m undecided how, but it surely definitely feels prefer it’s Liam’s fault.Whereas entertaining, Monday’s Love Island exemplified all of the methods I’ve discovered this collection irritating. Like many others, I initially thought of it a write-off, because it coasted on an absence of drama and a few very boring boys. Issues truly obtained spicy when A) new folks had been introduced in and B) the women started standing up for themselves. Now they’re shifting backwards. Kaz going again to Tyler, Millie returning to Liam: these items each really feel sadly inevitable proper now. The grass is all the time greener for these boys, certain, however the ladies are keen to take them again as a result of they don’t assume they’ll get any higher. Even Chloe, whom you’d assume would mock the thought of getting again along with Toby, listed all of the methods he’d f***ed her over previously, then concluded that she’d merely have to verify he learnt his lesson and it didn’t occur once more. Yeah, proper.